NUSWhispers – Confession #68905

Am I so bad for laughing at these jokes about Stevie Wonder? :( Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh! A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron Q: What's the fastest thing on land? A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head. The shop owner says "Can I help you?" Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around" Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? A: Blind date. Q: How do you break Steve Wonder's neck? A: Speed up the music. Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings A: Because he can't find the microphone. Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment? A: Rearrange the furniture. Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years? A: He dropped his pencil! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/steviewonderjokes.html